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‘It Hurts Like A Dick’

by Chris Mottram

That is a direct quote from Nationals super prospect Bryce Harper, who GQ profiled in its latest issue. I have no idea what “hurts like a dick” means, but I do know he is the heel that baseball sorely needs.

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