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When Willie Bloomquist Owns You

by Rob Neyer

When Willie Bloomquist owns you, you semi-intentionally walk him to load the bases.

↵When Willie Bloomquist owns you, next time he drives in two runs with a bases-loaded double.

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When Willie Bloomquist owns you -- when Willie Bloomquist is 19 for 40 against you, lifetime -- your name is Mark Buehrle. And you must feel so terribly alone in the world.

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