eBay Item Of The Day

What are these youngsters so all-fired happy about? Seems to me they should be working in a coal mine or textile mill by their age, but their joy goes beyond their lay-about ways. Find out after the jump what’s goosing their gigglers.

They’re eating Cracker Jack, of course. And getting sales pitches from talking avians, one of whom spouts the best thing you could ever say about a product (at least from the manufacturer’s point of view): “The more you eat, the more you want.”