GIF Tournament II: ‘Dancin’ Omar Vizquel’ Vs. ‘Clinton Moore’s Dirtbike’

(4) Howdy, y’all! I’m DANCIN’ OMAR VIZQUEL.

Automatic bid. Won Week 8 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs with 362 total votes.

Ahahaha I love Omar Vizquel. Way back in the early ‘90s he was one of those cool, quasi-Roberto Alomar middle infielders. Now he’s just Someone’s Dork-Ass Dad. This dude has been in the majors since the 1980s, and he’s still here, cuttin’ a rug.

GIF value here: he appears to wait for his teammate’s yawn as a cue to start dancing. Said teammate does not appear particularly excited by the spectacle.

(13) Oh, hello. My name is CLINTON MOORE’S DIRTBIKE.

Special nomination. Finished second in Week 9 of THIS WEEK IN GIFs with 168 votes.

Y’all remember the ambulance in Madden ‘93? Once in a while, a player would get hurt and the ambulance would drive out on the field. but SOMETIMES -- I’m talking once in a blue moon -- the ambulance would run over the player and the crowd would groan. I played this game to absolute death, and I think I only saw it happen two or three times.

Nobody has bothered to upload evidence to YouTube, and I have made peace with the fact that I will never see it again. At least we have this.

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