“Every time I’d always see Cal getting these guys,” Washington coach Steve Sarkisian said at a pep rally, “I’m like how is Cal...the CAL BEARS! They haven’t been to the Rose Bowl in a hundred and eighty-eight years. Like how are they getting anybody? How do the Cal Bears get ANYBODY, EVER, to go to their school?”
How Do The Cal Bears Get ANYBODY?
↵I mean ... You gotta appreciate any college coach who goes out of his way to talk shit about a rival just for the hell of it. Related: It’s so nice to have college football back in our lives. Live every week like it’s Sark Week, always and forever.











