1. Billy Beane is known for exploiting market inefficiencies and no other team employs werewolves.
7 reasons the Oakland A’s are werewolves
2. MLB’s current drug testing policy does not screen for the lycanthropy virus.
3. They are 27-26 in day games and an American League-best 60-41 during night games.
4. Werewolves have a longer lifespan than humans, therefore a grown werewolf can resemble a young boy, which explains their starting rotation.
5. If A’s win the World Series in five games, Game 5 of the World Series will take place on October 29, which is a full moon.
6. “A’s” is an abbreviation for “Anthropomorphics.”
7. Seriously, just look at Derek Norris.
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