De'Anthony Thomas is sort of world-famous for his haphazard all-caps Twitter tangents. Friday night was something else, though.
De’Anthony Thomas goes on an adventure ... we think
Everyone’s favorite Oregon Ducks’ Twitterer is at it again. Buckle up.
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The tale really hit the ground running.
I LOVE TALKING TO MOMS
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
Then it suddenly became clear that we were about to be subjected to the insane college football version of Cosmopolis. Only more entertaining.
ON MY WAT TO THE BARBERSHOP IM FINNA CHOP IT LOW FADE
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
To the streets!
TAXI RIDE LOL
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
lol
I LOVE TALKING TO MY MOM
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
Well it’s nice that there’s a specific mom now.
STARTING MY WEEKEND WITH A FRESH CUT
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
Power move, De’Anthony.
MOST FADED BARBERSHOP
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
If that’s not the actual name of the barbershop, that’s the funniest tweet of the bunch.
I NEED A CLEAN BRUSH SO I CAN GET ON TEAM 360
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
is this a reference I don’t get it I am old
WHAT'S YO BODY COUNT?
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
That is kind of a personal question, man. #cmonman
DREAMS COME TRUE SO DREAM BIG
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
We can learn so much from you, young man.
THEY YELL OUT THE WINDOW GO DUCKS
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
They sure do!
I WANT SOME OLIVE GARDEN TO GO
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
Hey, join the club, pal. Make sure you get some toasted ravioli as an app.
EVERYBODY TIMELINE GOING CRAZY EVERYTHING ABOUT ME
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
This just got meta. WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE.
STOP SNITCHING
— DE'ANTHONY THOMAS (@1STCLASSMOMBA) January 26, 2013
Kool Moe Dee would probably give you like a C- in “sticking to themes.”
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