In the opening match of the Royal Rumble, Alberto Del Rio gave the Big Show a low blow. The Big Show reacted in a TOTALLY NORMAL WAY. Pretty much the same way that everyone reacts, right? Take a look:
The Big Show gets kicked low
Anything goes in a Last man Standing match! Even this!
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Yep that’s pretty much how EVERYONE IN THE WORLD reacts to getting hit directly in the genitals. Maybe it’s different when you’re seven feet tall and weigh 500 pounds? Probably! Maybe it takes a long time to process “OW MY GONADS.” That’s probably why he bent over slightly and wobbled imperceptibly like he’d just jogged up an unexpectedly tricky flight of stairs. He’s not even grabbing the afflicted area!
He looks more like he’s about to Al Roker himself than he’s reacting to his private parts getting mangled. Either way, we salute the Big Show for making us question the laws of the universe. The most intriguing athlete in the world! Never change, Big Show.
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