What wacky sources will next be rumored to contain HGH? Here’s the short list:
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- Fresca
- The fat that settles to the bottom of Dinty Moore Beef Stew
- Any surface in Sylvester Stallone’s house
- Everything mentioned in “The 12 Days of Christmas”
- The felt on tennis balls
- Promotional glossies of Yaphet Kotto
- The magnet clipped to the side of the Explorabook
- Silica packets
- Brian Dennehy
- VHS copies of Marvin’s Room
- Discarded Eddie Murphy prosthetics
- 7-11 taquitos
- Jay-Z’s smart phone (must be eaten whole)
- Protective stickers peeled off handheld Konami games
- Hangin’ out with Fred McGriff
(Jon Bois and Andrew Sharp co-wrote this episode of The List.)
