Note to horrible sportswriters: Arian Foster is watching, reading

This weekend Dan Shaughnessy wrote something typically awful and ridiculous trashing the Houston Texans. You can read it here, or just catch the gist by checking out Arian Foster’s new Twitter avatar.

And look, we don’t want to take sides here, but if the Texans beat the Patriots this week and Arian Foster scores 8 touchdowns and we can all point to Shaughnessy’s awful column as the motivation that ruined the Patriots season the way he once jinxed the Red Sox season?

Well that would be pretty awesome wouldn’t it? LET’S GO TEXANS.

(Whoops, just took sides.)