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St. Mary’s is now apparently the RATTLERMAN

Move over, every other team nickname. The RATTLERMAN is in town.

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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

The St. Mary’s Gaels are a longtime California college basketball powerhouse. But apparently they’ve decided that the “Gaels” is no longer an appropriate team nickname.

THE RATTLERMAN OH MY GOODNESS THAT IS SO --

Oh wait, it’s probably just a terribly, terribly unlikely gaffe:

Color me immensely disappointed. The Rattlerman is probably the most intensely awesome team nickname I’ve ever heard. Here are the only other names I can think of off the top of my head that are anywhere near as intense and bad-ass:

- The Metal Maniacs

- The Hitler-Punchers

- The Gigantic Machetes

- The Extended Dragonforce Guitar Solos

- The Die Hards

- The Staircase Fight From The Protectors

- The Bounty Hunters

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