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Come Fan with UsWednesday, July 1, 2026

Spring Break: Longhorn Style

The Texas Longhorns sure do love seasonal clothing. And white people.

Not pictured: self-awareness, shame, dignity.
Not pictured: self-awareness, shame, dignity.
Not pictured: self-awareness, shame, dignity.
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Welcome to Longhorn country, where only the whitest of families can be decked out in the most high-quality Texas finery courtesy of The University Co-op. Texas, of course, was selected as the most photogenic family in college football, charting in ahead of the TCU family, which is just an assortment of drugs.

(h/t to Brandon Borders)

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