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Jacoby Jones gets absolutely clobbered

No return for a touchdown this time, Dr. Jones. Maybe next time.

Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Bill Hanstock
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Jacoby Jones has been having an MVP-caliber Super Bowl performance. Unfortunately, he ran afoul of the 49ers special teams defense and oh my goodness did he absolutely get his clock cleaned by Delanie Walker and some friends.

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Man, forget just the one clock. He got every clock in his house cleaned, most of his watches and the digital time readout in his car. That’s a lot of clocks being cleaned. But it’s the Super Bowl! You gotta clean them clocks.

My goodness, that was absolutely spectacular. Football, you never disappoint. Well, you usually never disappoint, anyway. This Super Bowl has gotten amazing ever since those lights went out.


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