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The List: Film and television athletes who would have been 5-star recruits

National Signing Day got us thinking. Who would have been the cream of the crop, had they actually existed?

by Bill Hanstock
Didn’t make the list.
Didn’t make the list.
Didn’t make the list.
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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Which of our favorite fake athletes would have had Nick Saban salivating? Well, these ones, to start with:

- Jason Street (Friday Night Lights)

- Jonathan Moxon (Varsity Blues)

- Andre Krimm (Necessary Roughness)

- Neon Boudeaux (Blue Chips)

- Wolverine

- Henry Rowengartner (Rookie of the Year)

- Jack Elliot (Mr. Baseball)

- Sam Malone (Cheers)

- Dauber (Coach)

- Cappie Roew (Lucas)

- Willie Mays Hayes (Major League)

- Sonny Crockett (Miami Vice) (Played at Florida!)

- Paul Crewe (The Longest Yard)

- Jesus Shuttlesworth (He Got Game)

- Teen Wolf

- Ryan Gosling (Drive) (kicker)

- Darnell Jefferson (The Program)

- Air Bud

- Not Rudy

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