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Dan on Fire: Deport Tony Parker

The 2013 NBA Finals are set, but Dan Rubenstein dug up a big problem that could get in the way of the Spurs defeating the Heat and taking home yet another world championship — Tony Parker is… French.

by Dan Rubenstein

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