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Alfred Morris and his teammates seriously lacking in Natitude

Despite a year of “clown question” memes, nobody seemed to recognize Bryce Harper.

Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Washington running back Alfred Morris and some of his teammates might need to brush up on the city’s sporting scene whenever they get some downtime. Kevin Jones from WUSA 9 took a clown question into the locker room, asking players to identify Washington Nationals super star Bryce Harper.

Alfred Morris - “Is that Tom Brady?”

Rob Jackson - “I have no idea.” I tell him Bryce Harper. “I haven’t heard that name.”

Roy Helu - “Harper? Matt Harper?”

Aldrick Robinson - “Is that Logan Paulsen?”

Kai Forbath - “Baseball player.”

Chase Minnifield - “He’s that ... Washington hitter.”

Josh Wilson - “Oh, come on man. That’s Harper. But he needs a haircut, real bad.”

Richard Crawford - “Oh dude that looks like Ricky Elmore, number 51 our linebacker.”

Chris Neild - “I should know this. I’m a big Yankees fan.”

Good thing you don’t need much in the way of Natitude to win the NFC East this year.

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