The GIF Oracle is just going to cut to the chase and show you some groin shots

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you would prefer to just cut to the chase and see some GIFs of folks being hit in the groin.

Yeah, no, it’s fine. The GIF Oracle is here to indulge you.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- shrieking terrified bystander in yellow hat????
- use your glove, junior
- BLAPPP

Created by: @based_ball.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- kid you just swung at a pitch that hit you right in the jimmy
- everybody’s just laughin at you
- and eeeeeverybody just laughin

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- “baseball rules” why doesn’t the guy near first base have a glove
- “baseball rules” why does the guy near first base exist

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- alright google, listen. i want to see eric byrnes dressed up in an oversized helmet and a suit and loafers and everything, and i want him to run around on this little stupid-looking toy baseball field. and then i want someone to throw a baseball at his nuts. that’s all i want.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- what happens when you try to coordinate a red shirt with purple shorts
- man getting hit by football

Well, that was fun. Take me back, please, Oracle.