Peyton Manning, the marijuana

For all the variations in color and smell and mouth feel or whatever, marijuana is more or less marijuana, and does what marijuana does. That is a challenge for dispensaries looking to craft a pitch that ranges beyond This Will Get You Extremely (Therapeutically) High. A Colorado dispensary has cracked this code with Peyton Manning, the marijuana strain that delivers Hall of Fame results while making you feel as relaxed as Peyton on the set of a Buick commercial.

If there isn’t some sort of Papa John’s cross-promotion here, someone in marketing needs to step it up.

H/T to Kissing Suzy Kolber