Athletes in Halloween costumes. Spooky scary!

He’s Flo, the only person currently in more commercials than LeBron! You might mistake us pointing out that he got paid for this as hating, but, honestly, we’re just trying to make sure you acknowledge his hustle. We wish somebody would pay us to wear funny junk. Hell, we’ll dress up as whatever you want for $50 plus cost of supplies.

That could be *anyone* under that mask, but the Chicago radio announcer and three-time NBA champion also posted this video to Instagram:

Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. That tongue. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why.

Swaggy P did not disappoint with his Halloween costume. He nails the Rick James outfit down to the hair and his WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE is delivered with perfection. Bravo, Swaggy. Bravo.

Say what you will about Paul Pierce, but the dude can fill out a Captain America costume perfectly. All these NBA costumes have to be custom-made, right? It’s hard enough to find one that fits right, let alone needing an extra-extra-extra-extra tall.

Marcin Gortat is ready for Halloween, too!

Best costumes? Best costumes. From left to right, that’s Andre Roberson as a Ghostbuster, Steven Adams as Tom Hanks’ character in Cast Away, Lance Thomas as Finn from Adventure Time (kinda), Russell Westbrook as “Pornstache” from Orange is the New Black and Mitch McGary as Bane.

And here’s a better look at Westbrook’s amazing costume:

We all know P.K. Subban is perfect, but David Desharnais deserves quite a bit of credit for his Joker costume, too. Hono(u)rable mention.