Lunches have been eaten in America, Greenland, and many other countries for well over a hundred years. Now that you’re all caught up, let’s take some time this afternoon to dwell upon our lunches. Well, your lunches. I have not eaten lunch. I will subsist upon the satisfaction that I know everything about food and am in lesser company.
LUNCH JUDGMENT! Let Jon rate your lunch between 1 and 10
People have been eating lunches ever since the 19th century. Perhaps you even ate one or are eating one today! Tell me about it in the comments, and I’ll rate it between 1 and 10.
If you’re new to LUNCH JUDGMENT, this is what we do:
1. You leave a comment describing the lunch you ate or are eating today.
2. Time permitting, I will issue a 1-through-10 rating for your lunch, and do my best to explain my ruling. I certainly won’t have time to get to every lunch, but I will rate as many as I can.
3. You will accept this ruling, however favorable or harsh it may be, as absolute, unimpeachable, and superseding of all legal judgments at the federal, state, or municipal levels.
So let’s hear it, friend:












