-In the Jobs region, spy takes out Steve Jobs (RIP) in the Sweet 16s, and then tries on the glass slipper pulling the upset of movie star. If movie star was so much better then why do actors want to pretend to be spies all the time? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
This is what a perfect March Madness bracket looked like 10 years ago
We’ll never see a bracket like this again. R.I.P.


-The Cash region goes chalk. A $20 bill is the best bill. You can buy a shirt, or a meal, and pay for a cab with it, without feeling the added pressure of carrying around all your chickens in one basket. You never have to worry about finding someone who will accept a $20 or a cashier to break it. The $20 bill is the best bill.
-Up in the Hope region, we see just a lot of weak teams. The committee tried their best to protect Bob (RIP), but Hope Solo did her job and kept a clean sheet. The Hope diamond is cool and has been in a number of heist movies. It is also the only diamond that has a name that I know of.
-The Bacon region was, ironically, the group of death. Strong contenders like oven-baked bacon saw an early exit due to bacon-wrapped dates being the most delicious appetizer in the world. BLT had a strong showing as well, but a 2 vs. 3 seed matchup was within 6 degrees of separation and Kevin always comes through against great competition.












