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Come Fan with UsThursday, August 6, 2026

‘Best Condiment’ bracket: The open thread

Our last food-themed bracket made everyone hate me forever. Let’s do another one! We’re giving away an Xbox One and a bucket of mayonnaise, and we’re arguing in the comments section below.

Have you ever wanted to be a condiment? Well, you can’t. You can, however,

FILL OUT A “BEST CONDIMENT” BRACKET

and put yourself in a random drawing to win a prize package that includes, among other things:

- An Xbox One with Titanfall
- A 30-pound pail of mayonnaise
- A hot sauce gift basket

Go get that mayo, y’all. If I won that, I’d probably just use it as the world’s worst ottoman or something.

I’ll be revealing my “correct” bracket tomorrow. Until then, feel free to discuss condiments in the comments below. I’ll be hanging around for a bit if y’all wanna yell at me.

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