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Carlos Gonzalez had a fatty mass with tentacles inside of him

It’s awesome when you find out about a sequence of words you never want to have anyone tell you.

by Bill Hanstock
let the poison out, CarGo
let the poison out, CarGo
let the poison out, CarGo
Justin Edmonds
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Okay, deep breath. Are you ready for this news?

OH MY GOD.

Some things we instantly thought of:

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Enjoy your nightmares, because this is a thing that can apparently happen to you.

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