A true living legend has announced his retirement. In honor, his team has opted to not take five minutes to make sure they don’t cut large chunks of his head off in the mad scramble to get a shareable piece of #content out onto Twitter.
LA Galaxy celebrates Landon Donovan with awful Photoshop tribute
The magnetic lasso tool is a harsh mistress and gives not a tinker’s cuss for an athlete’s legacy.


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BREAKING: @LandonDonovan will retire at the end of the 2014 @MLS season: http://t.co/m4K2K01JC2 #ThanksLD pic.twitter.com/gwMtq8iPGI
— LA Galaxy (@LAGalaxy) August 7, 2014 We salute you, Galaxy graphics team. Well, we would, but you hid the layer that our hands are on.
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