Fill this fake baby with booze and drink up

“The Cool Baby” isn’t just a product, it’s a lifestyle, an ideal, a dream -- it’s also the creepiest darn thing you’re likely to see today. Simply put: It’s a prosthetic baby you can fill with liquid and drink from its head. It’s on Kickstarter right now and has raised $11,318 at the time of writing.

This has all sorts of wonderful applications for sports fans. Sneaking booze into sporting events, tailgating on dry campuses, pretending you have a baby that needs to be changed to cut in line at security checkpoints. It solves a multitude of problems! Just don’t let too many people catch you sucking Jack and Coke out of a child’s cranium, but if they ask just say you’re “showering your child in kisses” or some crap.