Well the internet is all in a tizzy because of some nonesense this morning. On the plus size, the fact that weve spent so much time trying to figure out what colors are is defintive proof that racism has ended. But on the minus side, were wasting so much of our debate-time on such a trival matter that theres not going to be any outrage to use on real issues, like whether Adrian Petersons uniform next year should be gold and purple, or black and white horizontal stripes.
NFL players react to the color-changing dress
We’ve compiled reactions from around the league
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But we took the time to collect the instant reactons of your favorite NFL players and league personaltys in regards to how they see the mystery dress. If you hear of any other dress takes please leave them in the comment section below.
“Pros: Shifty, dyed-in-the-wool type. Cons: True colors come out when the bright lights come on.” -Anonmous NFL Scout
“It only matters what color the dress is when no ones watching” -JJ Watt
“Im literaly a billionare 4-time superbowl champion quarteback married to a supermodel I never need to use the internet for anything go fuck yourself” -Tom Brady
“Hello Mr. Goodell, yes Im being asked what color the dress is and I- yes sir- its black and blue? Got it. Thanks.” -Peter King
“That dress is so obvously blue. I can tell because I havent completed a pass to it.” -Eli Manning
“Stop stitchin” -Aaron Hernendez
“They made a article of clothing where people cant tell the difference between the two colors? Do they design uniforms to? ” -Jimmy Haslam
“That dress isnt black enough”- Unnamed Seahawks players
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