The Rays gave away a half-Evan Longoria half-duck hybrid abomination

If the Rays made a duck that looks kinda like Evan Longoria or an Evan Longoria that looks kinda like a duck, they would’ve been okay here. Instead, it’s Evan Longoria with a duck body and a mouth and nose combined into a strange mini-bill. This is not good. This is not good at all. (The reasoning appears to be that Longoria owns a Tampa bar called “Ducky’s.”)