Your lunch is not really about you or your personal nutrition. It is about me, Jon, whose duty it is to judge the lunch you have eaten.
LUNCH JUDGMENT: Describe your lunch, and Jon will rate it between 1 and 10
Throughout the world, over 1,000 people eat lunch each and every day. Perhaps you’re one of them! Leave a comment below describing your lunch, and Jon will rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.


This is the first day of Lunch Judgment in the year 2015. In case you are new here, this is how it works:
1. You leave a comment below describing the lunch you ate, or are eating, today.
2. Time permitting, I will reply to your comment with a 1-through-10 rating of your lunch. I will also do my best to explain my ruling. I will certainly not be able to rate all your lunches, but I will get to as many as I can.
3. You accept my ruling as objective, absolute, and superseding of all legislative rulings at the federal, state, and municipal levels. You may also dole your own rulings of the lunches at hand, but since you are not the Lunch Judge, any such rulings will be meaningless.
In the interest of full disclosure, I will begin by assessing a rating of my own lunch.











