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Fake Modest Mouse song titles (that should be real)
Jon and I had a contest to make the perfect fake Modest Mouse song title, and guess who won? That’s right: YOU.
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Watchin’ Invisible Television
Other People Are You Except Them
Forty Raccoons
We’re On A Space Shuttle, Spit In Your Milk
Coupon Steve
They Buried Us With Subway Tokens
Crunchy Towel, USA
Underground Suntan Coffin
You Sold It and I Burned It
Handful of Soup And Spoons For Teeth
We’re Gonna Regret Us
Been Punching a Barge
This Goddamn Econoline
Twisting in the Shitter
Ambidextrous Snake You Ain’t A Horseshoe
Flea Dip
Coinstar You’re My Only Queen
The Sun Painted Me a Picture (And I Ain’t Hanging It In This House)
Blistex Handshake On the Moon
Woke Up and Fought a Pancake/Tulsa
Mule Night
Corpse Full of Lies
Dancin Dancin Dancin Shoes On, Dancin Dancin God’s My Socks
The Air Is Too Thick For Gypsies Here
Set a Course for Shitville
This Insurance Is Expired
General, This House Is Marzipan
Sank a Plane (Again)
Electricity Shrinks The Trees (Power Lines Make Lower Pines)
Rite Aid
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