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Dwyane Wade dressed like a musician from the 1980s who is also possibly a superhero

Questionable fashion choices are nothing new for NBA players, so this Dwyane Wade Esquire shoot should surprise no one.

There’s a lot to digest here. A lot of silk and polyester to digest, or something. I’m not a fabric guru. The real question is “What look is D-Wade going for here?” We’ve got some guesses.

1. Poster for an old Batman movie

Ridiculous Wade 1

The stare really gives a Batman feel here, even if he did play Robin to LeBron James for a couple years.

2. 1980s musician

Wade 2

Probably needed a few more ruffles if this is what he was going for.

3. Rare bird

Wade 3

If this was the idea, at lease he went with the best of the three rare birds. This is not up for debate. Articuno is awesome and Moltres/Zapdos are also awesome but not as much so.

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