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Come Fan with UsTuesday, August 11, 2026

Fernando Rodney watches game from behind tree in Coors Field wilderness

Don't mind Seattle Mariners pitcher Fernando Rodney. He's just enjoying the game in Colorado—by himself. Hiding in the bushes. You know what? He looks rather devious, like he's spying on someone.

Or worse. Do you think—nah, he isn’t peeing in the bushes. Major League Baseball has top-notch facilities for the players to use. Yeah, of course he isn’t answering nature’s call as he watches baseball.

This guy just loves the wilderness. He’s channeling his inner Wordsworth. Maybe a brief walk in the artificial wild that is Coors Field will get him out of any funk he may be in.

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