ESPN tries, fails to convince geese help Northwestern’s stadium less empty

I am not at today’s game between Northwestern and Stanford, but I have been to many games at Northwestern’s Ryan Field and I am going to guess it is not filled to capacity of 47,130. (School hasn’t started yet, so, the students aren’t even there.) But ESPN’s announcers have found a solution!

There are also some great squirrels on Northwestern’s campus. Round them up and we can get this place truly rockin’.