A new year means striving for new goals, and Twitter user @_DATBO1WOODY decided to make his goal to beat Chad Johnson in FIFA 16.
Chad Johnson is still going to people’s houses and embarrassing them in FIFA
Calling out @ochocinco in a Fifa match,on Xbox one, my gammer tag is IIXxWEEZYxXII
— Rodney (@_DATBO1WOODY) January 2, 2016
This is actually a rather difficult challenge. Johnson is a big soccer fan and takes pride in how well he plays in FIFA. Last year, you may recall, he showed up at someone’s house in Norfolk and lost a closely contested game.
After taking the L last year, Johnson was ready to redeem himself at this stranger’s house:
You're calling me out just to lose? RT @_DATBO1WOODY: Calling out @ochocinco in a Fifa match,on Xbox one, my gammer tag is IIXxWEEZYxXII
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 Why would he want to start the new year off w/ a loss... #FIFA16KING
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 Can someone please inform @_DATBO1WOODY that I will not hesitate to come in his place of residence & whoop his ass in FIFA16...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 He was so eager about the chance to redeem himself he stopped everything he was doing to set up the match:
@_DATBO1WOODY My flight is 42 minutes from the Bahamas, you will lose approximately 2 hours & 8 minutes after I send this tweet....
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 No, like seriously, he really wanted this:
I really left my luggage, fuck it, those outfits were so 2015, new year, new cheap clothing to buy...
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 To review: Chad Johnson was so excited about playing a stranger in FIFA he ABANDONED HIS CLOTHING AT AN AIRPORT. #YOLO
Just in case you thought he was merely talking trash, here’s video of him showing up at @_DATBO1WOODY’s house for the game.
Just pulled up to @_DATBO1WOODY crib, I don't play about FIFA16... pic.twitter.com/sd9jeddykD
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 It didn’t take long for Chad Johnson to vindicate himself against this person he met just minutes before playing him:
The score against @_DATBO1WOODY is 3-nil in the 30th minute... #FIFA16KING
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 Make that 6-1 against @_DATBO1WOODY #FIFA16KING
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 Final score against @_DATBO1WOODY #FIFA16KING pic.twitter.com/ojjSZ2Vqd0
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 2, 2016 Moral of the story: Be careful what you wish for, especially if you have a wish to play Chad Johnson in FIFA.
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