Maya Moore will devour your shot and spit it back out before you can blink

1. Play dead

2. Run in the opposite direction (it will prolong the chase and maybe she’ll lose interest)

3. Offer up a teammate as a sacrifice so you can escape

4. Pray to the basketball gods for mercy

5. Prepare your final rite and draw up a will for your family

6. Do nothing, since it’s unlikely those above steps will even work

1. Attempt to shoot a layup

That’s the only rule. Don’t break it again.