Maya Moore will devour your shot and spit it back out before you can blink
This block was vicious.


THINGS YOU *SHOULD* DO WHEN MAYA MOORE IS RUNNING FULL SPEED AT YOU
1. Play dead
2. Run in the opposite direction (it will prolong the chase and maybe she’ll lose interest)
3. Offer up a teammate as a sacrifice so you can escape
4. Pray to the basketball gods for mercy
5. Prepare your final rite and draw up a will for your family
6. Do nothing, since it’s unlikely those above steps will even work
THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO WHEN MAYA MOORE IS RUNNING FULL SPEED AT YOU
1. Attempt to shoot a layup
That’s the only rule. Don’t break it again.











