Baseball stadium vendor gets hit in the butt with a butt-seeking foul ball
“I am just a vendor, and my job is to sell peanuts and beer to fans who want them,
and they pay me in cash money, that’s just how this works.
The baseball game that’s behind me is in progress and I hardly pay attention,
mmm-mmm-mmm ...
In the third inning, a foul ball was hit by Marwin Gonzalez and it bounced off my ass,
which caused a group of strangers to chase the ball with disregard.
For my safety, I mean, my ass, it hurts, why is no one tending to me? Please don’t chase
the ball, instead just give me a pack of ice.
Ow-ow-ow. Ow-ow-ow, ow, ow, ow-ow. Ow-ow-ow. Ow-ow-ow, ow, ow, ow-ow,
owowowowowwww.”
(via Cut4/MLB)
