It’s impossible to stop watching Buster Posey’s face-first slide into 3rd base

Please look at Buster Posey sliding into a base with his face.

Here’s what he was probably thinking during each step.

1. “This will probably work out for me. I’m good at baseball and stuff.”

2. “I am growing less comfortable about the events that are unfolding in front of me.”

3. “Damn, did I lock the door to my house before I left?”

4. [inaudible grunts as Buster Posey reaches third base with his face]

God bless you, Buster, for this wonderful moment.