It’s been a big week for Marshawn Lynch and vehicular transportation. First, he was seen doing wheelies in Scotland. Now, he’s ghostriding a tricked-out dune buggy.
Marshawn Lynch ghostrides a monster truck, then crushes a Jeep
Going Beast Mode in a parking lot.
While we can’t explain the Scottish joyride, this one is for an appearance on Discovery’s show, Diesel Brothers, which can only be described as the more rough-and-tumble version of HGTV’s Property Brothers, with a lot cooler nicknames (Heavy D, Diesel Dave), a lot more fossil fuels and a lot less slim-fit button downs.
First, the Brothers* and Marshawn ghostride this large half of a monster truck, which means letting the car roll around as you stand or sit on top of it.
*I don’t know if they are actually biologically related.
Marshawn, why have you let your phone just sit there like that? If the truck hits anything, that phone is a goner.
(Yes I know he can afford another phone easily, but what if he has some really nice vacation photos saved on there? Not to mention all his passwords.)
One of them even walks on the wheel as it goes, which seems extremely ill-advised, especially while wearing cowboy boots.
Then, they asked Lynch what he wants to do, to which he replies “Drive over that Jeep.” Sure enough, there’s a wrecked shell of a Jeep Grand Cherokee sitting in the lot and Lynch proceeds to try and crush it.
One of the Brothers is STILL ON TOP OF THE TRUCK as it’s all up on this Jeep, listing dangerously to the side.
Lynch drags it in a circle, all while laughing maniacally with the Brothers.
The episode of this show airs Jan. 30, so I guess we will have to wait until then to see if the phone and the Jeep survived.
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