Just look at this photo of Ciara, Russell Wilson, and their family. LOOK AT IT!
This bizarre Ciara and Russell Wilson family photo raises so many questions
There are too many questions for one person to ask. No one human can hold the expanse of queries in their mind at once. The whole SBNation.com team needed to pool our collective brains as a fail-safe and submit one question each — lest one of our heads explode like a pressure cooker.
We have 25 questions.
- “Does Future know that his kid is in this picture? Also, are Russ and Ciara trolling us? Or, worse, is it an Earnest Tweet™? I can’t handle this, my brain is short-circuiting.” — Charlotte Wilder
- “Is Russell Wilson ok?” — Mansur Shaheen
- “Did Future have to sign a release form for his child to be featured in this image? If so, what did he demand in return?” — Alex Kirshner
- “Where is Russell Wilson’s head right now?” — Louis Bien
- “When did Ciara start wearing my dad’s Hanes?” — Christian D’Andrea
- “Why does this exist? No thank you.” — Jeanna
- “Something something Future.” — Anonymous
- “Russ really needs to work on QB-center exchanges, Goro looks fantastic these days, and Young Metro can’t even bear to look at any of this.” — Jason Kirk
- “Recovery Water’s marketing campaign has gone in a weird new direction.” — Jon Benne
- “Why is Ciara promoting the next sequel to the Human Centipede?” — Mansur (again and very intrigued)
- “I know it’s hard to focus when you’re getting blitzed, but why couldn’t Russell Wilson keep his head?” — idk
- “Is Russell Wilson getting shorter?” — Bud
- “What did the other photos in this photoshoot look like?” — Jessica
- “Why did you throw from the two?” — Anonymous
- “Is this the physical embodiment of a 3-1 lead?” — James
- “Should Russ should have put on his Super Bowl ring for this shoot?” — Kevin McCauley
- “Ciara basically said, ‘Russ is Baby Future’s real dad now.’ Does Future deserve that? Future probably deserves that.” — also Kevin McCauley
- “What will be the title of Future’s next album?” — Dayana Sarkisova
- “What does the reverse angle of this look like?” — James
- “Why?” — Everybody
- “dad?” — Future Jr.?
- “What happens when we take the mask off the guy in the back?” — Kurt Mensching
- “What if Wilson is wearing his family as a mask as a response to Future’s ‘Mask Off?’” — Good question by whomever
- “But seriously where is Russell Wilson’s head?” — Somebody
- “Found it.” — Mark Hinog
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