Look at Michael Phelps’ sunburn goggles

Michael Phelps is taking in the NCAA title game, as famous swimmers living in Phoenix are wont to do.

If Phelps lives in Paradise Valley, one would think he knew how to prepare for the aggressive sun.

Not so.

WHY IS HE SO TAN?!

He looks like he fell asleep while doing the backstroke with his goggles on, then caught a mean sunburn.

I love to picture Michael Phelps swimming wherever he goes, even through the sands of the Sonoran. It’s certainly faster than walking.

Perhaps he was just enjoying all the pregame festivities in the blazing hot parking lot outside University of Phoenix stadium.

Further research reveals it may have been a goggle tan line after all. It seems Phelps just got back from filming something for Discovery’s Shark Week.

Look how tan he is here. He went swimming with the sharks, presumably with goggles on.

He’s a busy man, that Phelps. No time for sunscreen, apparently.