Between innings at SunTrust Park, Braves fans are apparently treated to a promotion called Beat The Freeze, in which a regular schlub is given a 200-foot head start in a foot race against The Freeze, who is apparently made of pure energy and dreams.
Face-planting Braves fan can’t believe he lost a race to masked superhero
There are times to celebrate prematurely. This was not one of these times.
This particular fan was winning. He was enjoying the roar of the crowd. And he wanted to encourage the crowd! And OH NO, THAT FAN HAD A FAMILY—
Caution: The Freeze may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
The Freeze contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use The Freeze on concrete.
Discontinue use of The Freeze if any of the following occurs:
- itching
- vertigo
- dizziness
- tingling in extremities
- loss of balance or coordination
- slurred speech
- temporary blindness
- profuse sweating
- heart palpitations
If The Freeze begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Most importantly, do not taunt The Freeze.
Never, ever taunt The Freeze.
You have been warned.
