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Ben Simmons splashing threes in the offseason should scare the rest of the league

His jumper is ... processing.

Ben Simmons’ jump shot has been a hot topic of conversation since his days dominating at LSU.

He is talented enough to be serviceable in this league without a consistent jump shot, as he can affect the game with his other skills.

It’d be unfortunate for the competition if he were to improve his jumper.

Eerie music starts playing.

Narrator: The Process keeps on ... on ...

The eerie music stops playing.

Narrator: “Line please”

Director: PROCESSING

Narrator: Oh yes, thank you.

Eerie music starts playing.

Narrator: The Process keeps on... processing! Be very afraid, NBA! Muahahaha.

Director: CUT!

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