Chubbs knows it is very hard for everybody not Chubbs.
This is the Chubbs Westminster Dog Show rankings by Chubbs
Sorry, Chubbs is too busy to win Westminster Dog Show this year. But he will be your expert on these very bad cats instead.
Being you is hard. Much worse than being Chubbs. Here is a picture of Chubbs for you.
I am Chubbs. Chubbs got rescued from shelter. Nobody paid people money for Chubbs. Chubbs is priceless. So I know more than people and cats. But Chubbs will help you.
Chubbs will help everybody know Westminster Dog Show. Even though Chubbs too busy to be in show. Very busy. Don’t call @Chubbsfeed to be in show. Chubbs can’t come. I’m very busy computer typing.
Here is the Chubbs Westminster Dog Show rankings by Chubbs:
15. Balinese Cat
Too much smiling. Smart cats don’t smile. Balinese should be smart cats. What you doing? Stop smiling now. Very bad cat. Should lose points.
14. Tiger
More smiling. Not good for judge score. Tiger stripe too big. Only one face stripe. Bad tiger.
13. A cat bed
How this bed get here? Chubbs has bed. But I will take this one to help.
12. Russian Blue Cat
WHY HIS FACE MELTING?? HELP MISTER BOB.
10. Sphinx Cat
This is first hairless sphinx cat to grow hair! Is miracle. Judges will like.
9. Caracal Cat
Caracal ears broken. Were pointy. Cat is very very sick. Chubbs know doctor for him.
7. Jaguar
Jaguars very good at trees. But this one too clumsy climbing. Very bad jaguar for show. Might be worst jaguar. Chubbs knows lots of better jaguars.
Even Chubbs can climb onto people tree.
6. Simba the Lion
Don’t hold Chubbs like this. Simba The Lion should bite. Now.
4. Persian Cat
This is a BIG Persian cat! Biggest Persian cat ever maybe. Big points for big cat always. Big are beautiful.
This cat can run fast. That nice. But Chubbs can do tricks. Don’t forget Chubbs just because I too busy to win show.
3. Cougar
Very good cougar. Stick face in camera. Then break camera. Smart cat. Finally.
2. Nebelung Cat
This a good cat.
1. This a mop
Chubbs dad use mop to clean Chubbs poop when Chubbs poop goes in hall. Chubbs don’t know how it got there though.
OK. Chubbs done looking at this. Too many people running.
Sorry everybody. Chubbs must say Westminster Dog Show has only bad cats.
Be better to adopt a Chubbs friend at shelter than from show.
Chubbs do like mop. We friends now.
OK, blogging make Chubbs tired. Chubbs nap time. Bye from Chubbs.
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