What happens when you put a wild slug on a slug-sized hamster wheel? Exercise, that’s what:
Slug running on wheel is the world’s greatest athlete
In slug terms, this guy is TRUCKING.


LOOK AT THIS GRIPPING DISPLAY OF RAW ATHLETICISM. YEARS OF GRUELING PREPARATION HAVE LED TO THIS DAY, THIS CHANCE FOR A COMPETITOR OF UNPARALLELED BRILLIANCE TO BECOME A CHAMPION IN HONOR OF COUNTRY AND FAMILY:
I have not seen Turbo, but we’re coming close here, right?

