On Sunday, Taima, the Seahawks’ live mascot, flew away and landed on a couple fans in the crowd. No harm was done to man or birdkind, but the team felt it necessary to apologize:
Seahawks force live bird mascot to apologize for being a bird


Stephen Dunn
Statement from Taima (the Seahawk) regarding the pregame incident of 11.9.14: pic.twitter.com/vy2AQKGGBA
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) November 11, 2014 I KNOW TAIMA DIDN’T WRITE THAT. Or if Taima did write that, it was under duress from upper management.
How dare you, Seattle!? First you have a buzzard from a far-off land pose as a Seahawk, then you have the nerve to speak for it after a perfectly understandable jaunt into the crowd to be among the people? TAIMA JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE DAMN GAME:
So the Seahawks flew away from its handler and landed on the lady next to me!! See!! pic.twitter.com/osf4fgVpK4
— Brian Tom (@BrianTom) November 9, 2014 A bird doesn’t have to apologize for being a bird. Do you, Taima.
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