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Come Fan with UsSunday, June 28, 2026

Seahawks force live bird mascot to apologize for being a bird

Stephen Dunn

On Sunday, Taima, the Seahawks’ live mascot, flew away and landed on a couple fans in the crowd. No harm was done to man or birdkind, but the team felt it necessary to apologize:

I KNOW TAIMA DIDN’T WRITE THAT. Or if Taima did write that, it was under duress from upper management.

How dare you, Seattle!? First you have a buzzard from a far-off land pose as a Seahawk, then you have the nerve to speak for it after a perfectly understandable jaunt into the crowd to be among the people? TAIMA JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE DAMN GAME:

A bird doesn’t have to apologize for being a bird. Do you, Taima.

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