Basketball player in Philippines has 3D LIZARD HAIRCUT

This is Filipino basketball player Ogie Menor of the PBA’s Blackwater Elite:

And yes, good lord, that is the greatest haircut I’ve ever seen. It has a tail! I would believe you if you told me it has a cloaca! I’d believe you if you told me it parthenogenetically reproduces other hair lizards!

I’ve just learned it is A Thing, and not at all new. “The Lizard” is a standard 3D hair look (also see The Spider):

HOW IS THAT DUDE JUST SITTING THERE LIKE HE DOESN’T HAVE A FUR LIZARD HUGGING HIS SKULL? HOW DO MENOR’S OPPONENTS NOT FREAK OUT AND CRY WHILE THEY’RE GUARDING HIM?

(h/t Rob Perez)