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Rockets GM Daryl Morey compares basketball to vaginas

just a regular dude who can’t get enough labia
just a regular dude who can’t get enough labia
just a regular dude who can’t get enough labia
Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey did a little Twitter Q&A from a plane Wednesday afternoon. That was nice of him! He answered some very important questions. Then it got weird:

This is a great question! It is a demonstrable psychological phenomenon that people may grow disillusioned when their hobbies become professions. Morey clearly doesn’t feel this way -- he still loves basketball even though it’s his job ... and he chose to make this point by drawing a comparison to gynecologists whose line of work doesn’t interfere with their home lives as BIG-TIME PUSSY ENTHUSIASTS. That’s creepy, Daryl.

Anyway, moving on:

Remember, he’s on a plane with Wi-Fi. He’s not losing his connection. So this is 100 percent the UHHH CHCHCHHCCHHHHH YOU’RE BREAKING UP I THINK THE PLANE’S GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL YEAH YOU CAN TAKE MY JOB GOTTA GO BYE maneuver.

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