A 2015 March Madness bracket filled out in 45 seconds by someone who only cares about the Knicks that is still probably better than your trash bracket

I am a Knicks fan, which means I watch college basketball roughly every other year, when the Knicks are required by NBA rules to not trade their draft pick for some bullshit. This means:

1. This year I have paid close attention to games featuring Kentucky, Duke, Ohio State, the Guangdong Southern Tigers, Arizona ... and it kinda tails off after that.

2. I am an unassailable expert on everything.

In my studies, I have learned that:

- Kentucky is monstrous and clearly going to win the NCAA championship and I want Knicks fan Karl-Anthony Towns to play in New York immediately and forever.

- Arizona is feisty and looks most capable (or least incapable) of unseating Kentucky and Salim Stoudamire went there so I always feel good about them.

- D’Angelo Russell is awesome but Ohio State is merely okay.

- Duke is secretly hog-ass terrible.

In real life, I think Duke won’t make it out of the second round, but I’m picking them to lose to a 16-seed because I watched Robert Morris once and they seem pretty good and because we’re all going to die someday so who cares. I also just remembered St. John’s suspended the guy Chris Obekpa for some reason, but I’m too lazy to go back and pull them out of the Sweet 16. Oh, and I picked Iowa State to make the final because I like Fred Hoiberg.

This is sloppy, idiotic reasoning across the board and I still bet this bracket will turn out better than yours.