So, this is how Oregon State is getting people excited for Saturday’s game against Washington State:
Hey, that Oregon State football player is wearing a scary mask and wielding a chainsaw
You know, because he’s a Beaver.


Ready for Saturday's game with Washington State? We are. #gobeavs pic.twitter.com/kFERr2U3Ra
— Beavers Football (@OSUBeaversFB) October 10, 2013
Some things about this:
1. You guys are really trying to make that chainsaw thing happen, huh? First a dance, now an actual huge scary chainsaw.
2. You know beavers use their teeth to take down trees, right? Rodents don’t have the luxury of power tools. Making Brandon Bennett-Jackson wear giant metal buck teeth would have been more accurate, and possibly just as scary.
3. If you’re gonna do the chainsaw thing, maybe save it for the October 26 game against Stanford? Since they’re, like, a tree?
4. That mask is very scary. Somewhere in between Justin Tuck and Hannibal Lecter. Still no buck teeth.
5. #gobeavs

