David Price wants you to know his dog is very good at pooping

Twitter’s interface makes it easy to neglect its own weight. When you’re standing there thumbing your phone screen, you don’t always grasp the power you have to make an impression-- however small-- on every one of your followers with a single click. When you’re famous, that number is in the range of hundreds of thousands of people you can contact instantly with whatever sub-140-character information you desire.

And yeah, that’s textbook pooping form, but it’s not magic. My dog pooped out something with a legible bar code on it last week. That’s magic.