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Robin Lopez mugged the Detroit Pistons mascot

Hooper’s had a rough weekend.

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I’m not sure why Hooper, the Pistons’ equine mascot, was wearing a ‘fro wig, but I am sure that Robin Lopez reacts violently AND larcenously when you ape his curls. “That’s MY hair, horse. MINE.” Lopez wearing the ‘fro atop his own ‘fro is just adding insult to injury.

Also, please note that this is the second time this weekend Hooper has been jumped while lying supine on the Detroit court. He was the victim of a brutal Brooklyn Nets group-stomping Friday night. He’s gotta be much more careful out there.

(via Ben Golliver)

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